John Terry’s looking fucked
Because he spread his dick around,
But I don’t give a damn
Just coz he plays in a football ground,
I hear Fabio Capello
May take away his captains job
Don’t listen to the press,
You stupid idiot fucking knob,
I really wouldn’t care
If Pinochet played centre back,
Gaddafi on the right-wing
Saddam Hussein picks up the slack,
The Manson family,
Could all play 5-a-side
And Kim Jong fucking Il
Is breaking rather wide,
I don’t give a fuck
If Satan played as goalie
Coz I already know
That footballers aren’t holy,
So fire all the doctors
Who’ve looked at other birds,
All the fire-fighters
Who’ve said some dirty words,
Shoot all the lousy journos
Who’ve ever told a lie,
Let’s put this shit to bed,
And wait for it to Die.
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