Archive for Short poetry

My Nokia N97 Review

Posted in Poetry with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 3, 2010 by Jonny Voices

If someone gives you a Nokia,

And it’s an N97,

Kill that fucking bastard cunt

And you might go to heaven.

I hear even Jesus hates it

It’s a pile of shite,

Fuck you fucking Nokia

You didn’t get nothing right.

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Politics Destroyed Utopia

Posted in Jonny Voices, Poetry with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 3, 2010 by Jonny Voices

I feel so much compassion,

Passion forcing action

I feel all this hate

For this fucking nanny state,

Children are left dying

Empty tears and hollow crying,

Victims of the ill informed

Ill educated unreformed

Abusive system of oppression

Whom demands no confession,

Dictators fascists rulers who

Spit upon each and every you,

Murder invade plunder

Send all to eternal slumber,

The policy of politicians

Destroying hopes, beliefs and visions

They all call me paranoid

But utopia’s been destroyed,

I saw it with my own two eyes,

Evil politicians,

In a faux,

Helpful,

Guise.

Kipling vs 2010

Posted in Poetry with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 24, 2010 by Jonny Voices

When you can stay at home all day

And no honest work be done,

Yours will be my yearly pay,

And which is more, you’ll get a house, you scum.

Imagine_87

Posted in Poetry with tags , , , , , , , on January 23, 2010 by Jonny Voices

She was a lezza and she played footy
But she was my Sue and I was her Sooty
And it all fucked up when she got 3 strikes
And I ran away hard like a pair of Nikes.