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Long Live Liam Gallagher

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 18, 2010 by Jonny Voices

Maybe Liam’s right

And we’ll all live forever

Coz there sure ain’t no

Fucking Rock n Roll heaven,

And maybe Liam’s right

And we’re all here to have it,

Drink and drugs and Rock an Roll

And every other habit,

And parties that go on for days

And vacant looks and feeling glazed,

Live in life and fuck in hell

And raise the roof and do it well

Fuck the thoughts and shouts of press

While keeping up with civil unrest,

Coz he fights like a tiger

And he roars like a lion

And every day’s his last

Coz he don’t believe in dying,

And if the world had ended

And society had fallen

And Liam was the last alive

You know he’ll still be calling

For you to fucking have it

Let the human song endeavour

Coz the singers with the greatest words

Will always live forever,

And a day,

Another day that’s not today.

John Terry?

Posted in Musings, Poetry with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 31, 2010 by Jonny Voices

John Terry’s looking fucked

Because he spread his dick around,

But I don’t give a damn

Just coz he plays in a football ground,

I hear Fabio Capello

May take away his captains job

Don’t listen to the press,

You stupid idiot fucking knob,

I really wouldn’t care

If Pinochet played centre back,

Gaddafi on the right-wing

Saddam Hussein picks up the slack,

The Manson family,

Could all play 5-a-side

And Kim Jong fucking Il

Is breaking rather wide,

I don’t give a fuck

If Satan played as goalie

Coz I already know

That footballers aren’t holy,

So fire all the doctors

Who’ve looked at other birds,

All the fire-fighters

Who’ve said some dirty words,

Shoot all the lousy  journos

Who’ve ever told a lie,

Let’s put this shit to bed,

And wait for it to Die.