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My Nokia N97 Review

Posted in Poetry with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 3, 2010 by Jonny Voices

If someone gives you a Nokia,

And it’s an N97,

Kill that fucking bastard cunt

And you might go to heaven.

I hear even Jesus hates it

It’s a pile of shite,

Fuck you fucking Nokia

You didn’t get nothing right.

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