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John Terry?

Posted in Musings, Poetry with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 31, 2010 by Jonny Voices

John Terry’s looking fucked

Because he spread his dick around,

But I don’t give a damn

Just coz he plays in a football ground,

I hear Fabio Capello

May take away his captains job

Don’t listen to the press,

You stupid idiot fucking knob,

I really wouldn’t care

If Pinochet played centre back,

Gaddafi on the right-wing

Saddam Hussein picks up the slack,

The Manson family,

Could all play 5-a-side

And Kim Jong fucking Il

Is breaking rather wide,

I don’t give a fuck

If Satan played as goalie

Coz I already know

That footballers aren’t holy,

So fire all the doctors

Who’ve looked at other birds,

All the fire-fighters

Who’ve said some dirty words,

Shoot all the lousy  journos

Who’ve ever told a lie,

Let’s put this shit to bed,

And wait for it to Die.

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